It's not a party until someone goes to the hospital!

It's not a party until someone goes to the hospital...Seriously, that was me. Here is how it all went down...Before I went out for the night, I started having a burning sensation in my stomach. So, I decided to take some tums b/c I wasn't going to miss this event. Once the burning went away, I was able to eat something b/c I knew there would be alcohol involved :). For those who know me, I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I am just as crazy so I don't need it lol...but I wanted to have some wine b/c it was long week taking care of my beautiful, stubborn daughter. Once I arrived, I noticed that N brought Maui Splash wine. That sht is good! So, there were like 5 other women in line for the wine...it was that good. I filled my cup about a 1/4 knowing that I had to share :)...sipped that for a while, had a dessert (choc chip goodness), and decided to polish off the rest of the wine in the bottle. There wasn't that much left...just enough to wet the bottom of my cup. That was it for the night! So, then I nibbled on some fruit and the party began :)...lots of laughing, chatting, singing karaoke (horrible singing), rinse and repeat...plus lots of pictures...totally bitch'n party! Love you B.G!

Anyway, towards the end of the night, I started feeling bad. The burning/indigestion came back. I felt like I was going to be sick to my stomach. I sat myself down and had some water. The water definitely helped and I was able to drive home. And no, I wasn't drunk! Once I got home, I took some tums and went to bed...Then it all turned into crap about 3:30 am (two hours of sleep). I woke up with extreme burning, and the feeling of I am going to sht my brains...and I did...Then I started to feel like I was going to throw up...I woke hubby up and asked him to bring be a trash bag...The trash can was right next to the toilet, but I wasn't thinking...I didn't want to dump the trash out and make a mess lol...So, it began...both ends non stop! All of the sudden the room started to spin along with the sweating...My temperature must have spiked up to like 104 w/i seconds...I remember saying to my hubby "oh the spinning, the room is spinning." I was sitting on the toilet when the room started spinning and I lost control of my balance. My hubby was trying to keep me still from co lapsing and kept my body cool. Then I felt like I was slurring my words...not making much sense I am sure of that :). Then, I passed out and wasn't responding. I do remember my hubby trying to keep me conscious..."Stay with me Stephanie, talk to me Stephanie"...along with slapping my cheeks and prying my eyes open. It was strange b/c I was listening to him and I wasn't able to speak. I was thinking "wtf can't I speak?"...Once that happened hubby let me know he was calling 911...When the operator told him to put me on the floor (on my side) all of my vital signs came back...I was conscious and freezing...but it felt so good to be on the floor...I didn't care if it was dirty lol. Then I was thinking I was covered in sht so I asked hubby to wipe my ass...didn't realize the 911 operator was on speaker until I heard her clear her throat. Then hubby said "Yes, I will wipe your ass"...yep, Stephanie is coming around...back to my normal self...The paramedics came w/i 5 mins...Once the entered the bathroom, I felt totally embarrassed. They picked me up and put me on the gurney and carried me out the door...I felt like f'n Cleopatra! I saw the look on my hubby's face and felt bad for freaking him out...I told him to go next door to see if they can help us out...So, once I was in the ambulance, I kept on thinking that I can't believe I am going to the f'n hospital...As I was talking to the ambulance guys (can't think of their title), I realized how yummy they looked...Oh, this is going to be fun lmao! So, they were asking me a million questions...first one..."What did you do tonight Stephanie?" I was like, I went to a bitchin party! I told them what I had to drink and what I ate that night. I also kept on repeating the chocolate goodness that I had wasn't tank with Marijuana over and over...and that I only had one glass of wine...over and over...Then one guy said..."It must have been some party if you only had one glass of wine"! They were awesome! I must say, it was kind of kewl to be in the ambulance...Once we arrived at the hospital, the driver came out to assist. Even he was good looking...damn! He said, you have a lot of people helping you out tonight...obviously I didn't mind. So they wheeled me into to the room and asked if I needed help to the bed...I said yes I do b/c I wanted to enjoy this lol...plus my abs were sore along with my Ventral Hernia (knew that I one)...Once they were getting ready to leave I told them "thank you" and "see you later boys" lol...Once I was hooked up to the monitors, the doctor came it...and Damn it, he was cute too...So, I felt like I was talking a million words a minute...Silly me kept on repeating "I only had one glass of wine" and "the chocolate goodness wasn't tank with marijuana"...lol they were like "ummmm we believe you"! A few minutes later, another attractive doctor came in...Hospital full of McDreamys...seriously! He hooked me up with an IV drip and I sucked it dry. My wonderful hubby came in with my daughter. I was so happy to see them! My daughter kept on saying "Mommy doctor" and "mommy boo boo"...It was so cute! A few hours went by and my blood work came back normal. They only thing they said was that I either had food poisoning or stomach virus...can't wait to see that bill lol...Then he took my IV out along with the f'n tape...hurt like a btch and took my arm hair off...Yes, I cried, but that sht hurt...I was happy to be going home. Poor Toby (oldest cat) starred me down and watched me like a hawk...He is very protective of his mommy! So, that is my exciting story. I hope to never see another hospital again unless I am giving birth :D! Thank you for all the yummy men that helped me out...Including my wonderful Hubby...I love you very much!!!


Picts. from the party